“The Big Wedding”

Robert De Niro and Dianne Keaton star in the newly-released, “The Big Wedding.”

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Just about all the actors in “The Big Wedding” are severely typecast. Diane Keaton is a high-strung, divorced mother like in “Something’s Gotta Give,” Robert De Niro is the father of somebody getting married like in “Meet the Fockers,” Amanda Seyfried is a blushing bride like in “Mamma Mia,” Robin Williams is an eccentric minister like in “License to Wed,” Topher Grace is a deadpan, quick-witted nice guy like in “That ‘70s Show,” and Katherine Heigl is a needy single woman like in every movie she does. Even though the actors are in their comfort zones, not a single person feels natural in “The Big Wedding.” That’s probably because the film doesn’t understand its own characters or their motivations. Nobody behind the camera has any idea what they’re doing, resulting in one of the most awkward romantic comedies of recent memory.

Keaton and De Niro are a divorced couple that adopted a Columbian boy named Alejandro, who has grown up to be Ben Barnes. Now that Alejandro is marrying Seyfried’s Missy, his biological mother is coming to America for the wedding. The problem is that Alejandro’s devoutly Catholic mother doesn’t know that Keaton and De Niro have been broken up for years. For this ridiculous reason, Keaton and De Niro are forced to pretend that they’re still married, although De Niro is now with Susan Sarandon’s Bebe.

While this setup may be completely contrived and idiotic, there is potential for some very funny shenanigans. What’s truly shocking about “The Big Wedding” is that it never takes advantage of its premise. The whole fake marriage plot just sits there for a majority of the movie, never amounting to anything absurd, suspenseful, or funny. It’s like the filmmakers aren’t even trying to create comedic situations.

Here’s a prime example of why “The Big Wedding” doesn’t work. There’s one scene where Keaton and De Niro are getting ready for bed, having a trivial conversation. In the next scene, they’re having sex. What prompted this action? Director/Writer Justin Zackham, who adapted this material from a French film, skips the build up and jumps right to the punch line. His script doesn’t take the time to develop any of its jokes, or characters for that matter. Because of this, the audience doesn’t buy a single relationship in this whole movie.

For the most part, “The Big Wedding” is reliant on bottom of the barrel gags to carry the story. Such gags include De Niro falling into a swimming pool, the family settling down to dinner as it starts to rain, and Robin Williams falling into a lake. Newsflash, seeing people get wet isn’t funny! “America’s Funniest Home Videos” has higher standards than that. That fact that Zackham works in not one, but three, wet gags is an all-time low.

The poster makes “The Big Wedding” out to be a warm, family friendly comedy. The film is actually rated R for some profanity and brief nudity. The foul language is particularly unnecessary, coming off as a desperate attempt to make the lines sound funnier. There’s an especially unwarranted scene in which De Niro uses the C-word to describe Keaton. We’re honestly supposed to like this guy?

As poorly put together as “The Big Wedding” is, maybe it’s not entirely Zackham’s fault. Maybe the studio just brutally edited the film. That would explain why every character feels underdeveloped, key scenes appear to be missing, and why the running time is under 90 minutes. Whether it’s a failure on a script level or an editing level, one thing is for certain. The final product is a mess on every level.


“The Big Wedding”

 Grade: D+

Rating: R

Opening: April 26

Starring: Robert De Niro


(1) comment

John Flanagan

I usually don't see many movies these days. Most of them turn out a bit different than the preview of coming attractions or printed reviews in the papers. The reason I see few movies is because they are often mostly about violence, sex, profanity, and political messaging. The worldview of many producers, directors, screenwriters, and actors is certainly amoral, tilted to the political left, anxious to portray homosexuals, lesbian amazons, feminist heroines, dysfunction in its' many forms, and Hollywood's version of a happy ending is either depressing, sordid, or total rubbish.
Regarding "The Big Wedding,", well, my wife and I talked about it and decided to see it. So we drove to the nearby Oro Valley Marketplace theatre on a Monday night, secured our tickets (Senior discounts...of course!) and joined not more than six other older couples inside. Part of the fixed routine of movie nights is to spend fifteen minutes enduring loud previews which nearly tumble you out of your seat, and the noise levels can be unnerving for the old folks, especially for those seen adjusting the volume on their hearing aids.
The movie turned out to be worse than imagined but hopefully not representative of most American families these days. The language between family members was vulgar and profane at all times, with no character able to string an intelligent sentence together without using the "F" word as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb,or preposition.
Everywhere there is sexual situations, and I guess, considered humorous to the writers and even actors themselves. Somehow, the movie, since it falls short as a comedy, also fails as social commentary. It will be a long time before I see another movie. Back to TCM, and movies with the old actors, who at least portrayed their roles with class. And the writers and directors of old were better at their craft then the profane bunch who replaced them today.

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